Sunday, March 3, 2019

Riddles to Riddle your Brain

Q: A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor’s son, but the doctor was not the boy’s father. Who was the doctor?
A: His mother.
Q: A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream?
A: He took the goose over first and came back. Then, he took the fox across and brought the goose back. Next, he took the corn over. He came back alone and took the goose.
Q: Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it, but almost nobody takes it. What is it?
A: Advice.
Q: A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
A: It was a bright, sunny day.
Q: How many animals did Moses take on the ark? Moses didn’t take anything on the ark.
A: Noah did!
Q: If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
A: Because it wasn’t raining.
Q: What always comes into a house through the keyhole?
A: A key.
Q: What belongs to you, but is used more by others?
A: Your name.
Q: What gets wet when drying?
A: A towel.
Q: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
A: The letter M.

Family Riddles 4 Spring

Q: I fall, but I don’t get hurt. I pour, but I’m not a jug. I help plants grow, but I’m not the sun. What am I?
A: Rain.
Q: A cub, a bunny, and a gosling are taking a walk. One of them sneezes. It’s not the animal that hops, and it’s not the animal that flies. Which animal sneezed?
A: The cub.
Q: I am a bow that can’t be tied.
A: A rainbow.
Q: What is small, round, and colorful and gets hidden over and over again?
A: An Easter egg.
Q: There are five holes in the ground and four seeds. A little boy plants one seed in the second hole. Then, a seed exactly to the right of that seed. Next, he plants a seed in the 5th hole, and finally, he plants a seed four holes to the left of that. Which hole did not get a seed?
A: The fourth hole.
Q: Racoons are racing around the tree. Can you spell that without any “r’s”?
A: T-H-A-T
Q: A mama robin has two daughters. Each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does the mama robin have?
A: She has 3, both of the daughters have the same 1 brother.
Q: What has to be broken before you can use it?
A: An egg.
Q: A teacher and a student were counting puddles. The student was the teacher’s daughter, but the teacher was not the girl’s mother. Who was the teacher?
A: Her father.
Q: What can run but can’t walk?
A: Water.

Technology Geezers Can Understand. Get out that MAGNIFYING GLASS. This is as big as I could get it.

Technology Geezers Can Understand. Get out that MAGNIFYING GLASS. This is as big as I could get it.