Thursday, October 12, 2017

09.09: An Exam Funny

"Thank you for all that laughing that you have been givin' me. It has been a very funny life since I started getting them. I have made a 'Joke Book' with all your jokes. I live in South Africa and had lot of fun with the Soccer World Cup here. Thanks again for all the jokes."
-- Martin
today'sFUNNY===========================

In the examination paper, the professor wanted us to sign a form stating that we had not received any outside assistance. Unsure of whether he should sign the form, a student stated that he had prayed for the assistance of God.
The professor carefully studied the answer page and then said, "You can sign it with a clear conscience. God did not assist you."
today'sTHOT============================
Football is not a contact sport; it is a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
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