YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING TOO MUCH TV WHEN...
~ you've removed the power button from the remote.
~ you know the names of the top 10 lawn bowlers.
- you recite the lines word for word with the actors on TV Land.
~ you start recording soap operas so you don't miss any of the plot.
~ your kids grow up thinking the only thing you can say is "shh, be quiet!"
~ you don't think Bart Simpson is bad, just misunderstood.
~ commercials become more important than going to the bathroom.
~ you start recognizing extras in movies.
~ you continue to watch TV when the cable goes out.
~ you enjoy other climates by watching the snow on TV.
~ you send fan mail to cartoon characters.
~ your monthly cable/satellite bill is larger than your house payment.
~ you send fan mail to infomercial stars.
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
PASS IT ON!
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