Thursday, February 18, 2016

02.28: A Speeding Funny

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today'sFUNNY===========================
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.
After looking the man over, he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The man gets indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts"
[forwarded by Steve Sanderson]

today'sTHOT============================

Text of the times:
Daughter: I love you, Mom!
Mom: Sorry. I have no money. Try it with your dad.
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