Sunday, November 14, 2010

YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING TOO MUCH TV WHEN ...

YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING TOO MUCH TV WHEN ...


~ you've removed the power button from the remote.

~ you know the names of the top 10 lawn bowlers.

- you recite the lines word for word with the actors on TV Land.

~ you start recording soap operas so you don't miss any of the plot.

~ your kids grow up thinking the only thing you can say is "shh, be quiet!"

~ you don't think Bart Simpson is bad, just misunderstood.

~ commercials become more important than going to the bathroom.

 ~ you start recognizing extras in movies.

~ you continue to watch TV when the cable goes out.

~ you enjoy other climates by watching the snow on TV.

~ you send fan mail to cartoon characters.

~ your monthly cable/satellite bill is larger than your house payment.

~ you send fan mail to infomercial stars.



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