Saturday, August 7, 2010

Do You Have Insurance?

After the barn burned down, Julie called the insurance agent. “We had that barn insured for fifty thousand dollars,” she said, “and we want our money.”



“It doesn’t work like that,” the insurance agent said. “We will assess the value of the building and provide you with a new barn of comparable worth.”


After a pause, Julie replied, “Then I’d like to cancel the life insurance policy on my husband.”



Life Insurance on the Barn    (From Grant Jeffrey) 

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