Some of These Fit So Well They Should Be in the Dictionary!- BEAUTY PARLOR A place where women curl up and dye. CHICKENS The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. HANDKERCHIEF Cold Storage. INFLATION Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO An insect that makes you like flies better. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority. RAISIN A grape with a sunburn. SECRET A story you tell to one person at a time. TOOTHACHE The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN An honest opinion openly expressed. WRINKLES Something other people have....similar to my character lines. OLD I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an Affair. She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?" . . and that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'!!! In youth, the days are short and the years are long. In old age, the years are short and days long.
Contributed by Moni
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Sunday, April 1, 2018
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