New Dictionary Definitions

Some of These Fit So Well They Should Be in the Dictionary!- BEAUTY PARLOR     A place where women curl up and dye. CHICKENS     The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.      COMMITTEE     A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST     Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST     Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.      HANDKERCHIEF     Cold Storage.      INFLATION     Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.      MOSQUITO     An insect that makes you like flies better. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS     A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority.      RAISIN     A grape with a sunburn.      SECRET     A story you tell to one person at a time. TOOTHACHE     The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW     One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN     An honest opinion openly expressed.      WRINKLES     Something other people have....similar to my character lines. OLD     I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an Affair.     She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?"     . . and that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'!!!         In youth, the days are short and the years are long.     In old age, the years are short and days long.   Contributed by Moni