Wednesday, June 6, 2012

06.06: A Career Funny


today'sFUNNY===========================

It's career day at school and the teacher instructs his students each to stand up, state their parents occupation, spell it and then tell what their parent would do if they were here today.

Little Rodney stands up and says, "My father is an accountant, A-C-C-O-U-N-T-A-N-T, and if he were here today, he would help you balance your checkbook".

"Good Rodney." says the teacher, "How about you, Johnny?'"

Johnny stands up and says, "My father is an electrician, E-L-E-K-T, no, no, E-L-E-C-K-T no ....L-E-C-K- no....

The teacher interrupts, "never mind Johnny, sit down, how about you Vinnie?"

Vinnie stands up and says, "My dad's a bookie, that's B-O-O-K-I-E, and if he were here today he'd give you ten-to-one odds that there's no way Johnny's ever gonna spell electrician!"

[forwarded by Steve Sanderson]

givingCREDIT===========================

Last week's Wisdom "Funny" has been attributed to Mother Teresa, however apparently the original was written by Kent Keith. Thanks to reader Lisa O for sending this link that clears it up:
http://prayerfoundation.org/mother_teresa_do_it_anyway.htm

today'sTHOT============================

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?

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