Bernie went out to dinner with his wife Esther to celebrate her fortieth birthday.
Bernie asked: "So what would you like, Darling? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
However, Esther replied: "Bernie, I want a divorce."
Bernie thought for a second and then replied: "Mmmmm, I wasn't planning on spending that much..."
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