Tuesday, November 9, 2010

=: Happy 40th Birthday :=

Bernie went out to dinner with his wife Esther to celebrate her fortieth birthday.

Bernie asked: "So what would you like, Darling? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"

However, Esther replied: "Bernie, I want a divorce."

Bernie thought for a second and then replied: "Mmmmm, I wasn't planning on spending that much..."

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