Tuesday, November 16, 2010

True Life Observations

[from BlogohBlog.com]


18 True Observations of Life

  1. Triangular sandwiches taste better than square one
  2. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
  3. Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
  4. You’re never quite sure whether it’s against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
  5. You never know where to look when eating a banana.
  6. Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
  7. Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
  8. You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
  9. Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
  10. More on the site

Sunday, November 14, 2010



~ you've removed the power button from the remote.

~ you know the names of the top 10 lawn bowlers.

- you recite the lines word for word with the actors on TV Land.

~ you start recording soap operas so you don't miss any of the plot.

~ your kids grow up thinking the only thing you can say is "shh, be quiet!"

~ you don't think Bart Simpson is bad, just misunderstood.

~ commercials become more important than going to the bathroom.

 ~ you start recognizing extras in movies.

~ you continue to watch TV when the cable goes out.

~ you enjoy other climates by watching the snow on TV.

~ you send fan mail to cartoon characters.

~ your monthly cable/satellite bill is larger than your house payment.

~ you send fan mail to infomercial stars.

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~ The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
~ The trees are whistling for the dogs.
~ The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
~ Hot water now comes out of both taps in the sink.
~ You can make sun tea instantly.
~ You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
~ The temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.
~ You discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
~ You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
~ You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
~ You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 am.
~ Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
~ You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
~ Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

It's Remembrance Day in Canada and Veteran's Day in the U.S.

Do you ever need a rest? I think today, even comedy needs a rest. There is nothing funny about offering your life to save freedom! 

So I wrote a "blanket verse" poem as it crossed my mind today, November 11, 2010

Please see a poem that crossed my mind and two videos which I hope cross yours.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

=: Happy 40th Birthday :=

Bernie went out to dinner with his wife Esther to celebrate her fortieth birthday.

Bernie asked: "So what would you like, Darling? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"

However, Esther replied: "Bernie, I want a divorce."

Bernie thought for a second and then replied: "Mmmmm, I wasn't planning on spending that much..."

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Technology Geezers Can Understand. Get out that MAGNIFYING GLASS. This is as big as I could get it.

Technology Geezers Can Understand. Get out that MAGNIFYING GLASS. This is as big as I could get it.